Physics Department Colloquia |
Events During the Week of December 7th through December 14th, 2014
Monday, December 8th, 2014
- No events scheduled
Tuesday, December 9th, 2014
- No events scheduled
Wednesday, December 10th, 2014
- No events scheduled
Thursday, December 11th, 2014
- No events scheduled
Friday, December 12th, 2014
- Holiday Colloquium -- A Treatise on the Probabalistic Projectile PizZA Problem
- Time: 4:00 pm - 12:00 pm
- Place: 2103 Chamberlin Hall
- Speaker: University of Wisconsin, Madison
- Abstract: Patrons of past PizZA participatory parties have made note of a seemingly unphysical amount of sustenance stretched over the multidimensional space-time locale traditionally repeatably referred to as “Holiday Colloquium.” The University of Wisconsin - Madison’s crack-squad of upper-management business brilliants have researched how other institutions manage to acquire the nutritional supplement PizZA in greater quantities and have found an elegant and simple response function. In this talk, a compactified solution to the PizZA problem is presented at first very simply with assistance from the higher-order pile-up theories of Ian and Domino resulting in a final filling factor increase of order 50%.
Pizza at 4:00pm
Show at 4:30pm
- Host: 3rd Year Graduate Students